TWO HOURS LATER:

"Ugh! Now I know how Elphaba feels," Charlie mumbled.
"Who?" Bob asked.
"Did you just ask who? Haven't you ever seen 'Wicked'?" Charlie asked.
"Ummm, no What's 'Wicked'?"
"Oh I give up!"

THREE DAYS LATER:

"I'm thirsty," Bob complained.
"I am too, but you don't see me complaining," Charlie said.
"Look!" Bob exclaimed. "There's a lake over there."
"That's conveinant," Charlie mumbled. Together, they walked over to the edge of the lake, bent down, and drank. After they were finished they went to go sit under a tree.
"Charlie?" Bob asked.
"Yes Bob," Charlie replied.
"Your turning green."
"Indeed I am," Charlie sadi after he looked down at himself. Then he looked down again. "OH MY GOSH!!! I'M TURNING GREEN!!!!! AND SO ARE YOU!"
"I am?" Bob said looking down at himself. "I am. Cool!"
"How do we stop it?"
"I don't know."

After a few minutes of deep breathing, Charlie calmed down (sort of).
"Okay, the thing I don't get is, why did we turn green in the first place?" Charlie pondered.
"Maybe is was the lake water," suggested Bob.
"You know what?"
"What?"
"You just might be right."
"Really?"
"Yes. Now the question is, how do we de-greenify?"