"Ugh! Now I know how Elphaba feels," Charlie mumbled.
"Who?" Bob asked.
"Did you just ask who? Haven't you ever seen 'Wicked'?" Charlie asked.
"Ummm, no What's 'Wicked'?"
"Oh I give up!"
Thursday, July 9, 2009
THREE DAYS LATER:
"I'm thirsty," Bob complained.
"I am too, but you don't see me complaining," Charlie said.
"Look!" Bob exclaimed. "There's a lake over there."
"That's conveinant," Charlie mumbled. Together, they walked over to the edge of the lake, bent down, and drank. After they were finished they went to go sit under a tree.
"Charlie?" Bob asked.
"Yes Bob," Charlie replied.
"Your turning green."
"Indeed I am," Charlie sadi after he looked down at himself. Then he looked down again. "OH MY GOSH!!! I'M TURNING GREEN!!!!! AND SO ARE YOU!"
"I am?" Bob said looking down at himself. "I am. Cool!"
"How do we stop it?"
"I don't know."
After a few minutes of deep breathing, Charlie calmed down (sort of).
"Okay, the thing I don't get is, why did we turn green in the first place?" Charlie pondered.
"Maybe is was the lake water," suggested Bob.
"You know what?"
"What?"
"You just might be right."
"Really?"
"Yes. Now the question is, how do we de-greenify?"
"I am too, but you don't see me complaining," Charlie said.
"Look!" Bob exclaimed. "There's a lake over there."
"That's conveinant," Charlie mumbled. Together, they walked over to the edge of the lake, bent down, and drank. After they were finished they went to go sit under a tree.
"Charlie?" Bob asked.
"Yes Bob," Charlie replied.
"Your turning green."
"Indeed I am," Charlie sadi after he looked down at himself. Then he looked down again. "OH MY GOSH!!! I'M TURNING GREEN!!!!! AND SO ARE YOU!"
"I am?" Bob said looking down at himself. "I am. Cool!"
"How do we stop it?"
"I don't know."
After a few minutes of deep breathing, Charlie calmed down (sort of).
"Okay, the thing I don't get is, why did we turn green in the first place?" Charlie pondered.
"Maybe is was the lake water," suggested Bob.
"You know what?"
"What?"
"You just might be right."
"Really?"
"Yes. Now the question is, how do we de-greenify?"
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
Ninja
"Great," said the ninja. "Let's get started." Bob had never before thought that his black-belt in karate would ever come in handy. Bob started using his ninja skills on the ninja. After a few minutes Bob realized that he was fighting by himself. Charlie had gotten scared and had hidden in the bushes.
"Scardy cat," Bob mumbled.
Finally the ninja panted, "Fine! I give up! You win. You both may pass." The ninja then stepped aside. So Bob and Charlie walked past the ninja and continued their way.
"Scardy cat," Bob mumbled.
Finally the ninja panted, "Fine! I give up! You win. You both may pass." The ninja then stepped aside. So Bob and Charlie walked past the ninja and continued their way.
Monday, June 15, 2009
Bob and Charlie
THREE DAYS LATER:
"I'm bored," Charlie grumbled.
"Well you won't be bored now," said a ninja that had suddenly popped out from behind a bush.
"Who are you?" Bob asked.
"I cannot disclose my name with a meer civilian," the ninja replied.
"Can you move out of our way then?" Bob asked.
"Yes, but first you must fight me. And win." the ninja answered. Suddenly the song "Kung Fu Fighting" came on. Bob and Charlie knew this was serious.
"So, are you going to fight?" the ninja asked.
"Sure," Bob answered.
"What about you?" the ninja asked Charlie.
"No, I just got my nails done a week ago, and I do not want them ruined," Charlie replied.
"But Charlie, I neeeeeeeeeeed you," Bob pleaded.
"Okay, fine. But if my nails are ruined you pay for the next one," Charlie warned.
"Whatever," Bob said.
"I'm bored," Charlie grumbled.
"Well you won't be bored now," said a ninja that had suddenly popped out from behind a bush.
"Who are you?" Bob asked.
"I cannot disclose my name with a meer civilian," the ninja replied.
"Can you move out of our way then?" Bob asked.
"Yes, but first you must fight me. And win." the ninja answered. Suddenly the song "Kung Fu Fighting" came on. Bob and Charlie knew this was serious.
"So, are you going to fight?" the ninja asked.
"Sure," Bob answered.
"What about you?" the ninja asked Charlie.
"No, I just got my nails done a week ago, and I do not want them ruined," Charlie replied.
"But Charlie, I neeeeeeeeeeed you," Bob pleaded.
"Okay, fine. But if my nails are ruined you pay for the next one," Charlie warned.
"Whatever," Bob said.
Thursday, June 11, 2009
Let me explain.....
Welcome to Bob and Charlie! Now, you must be thinking, "Bob and Charlie, who the freak are they?" Let me explain.
(p.s. just so everyone knows, yes Charlie is a unicorn, and I thought of Charlie long before I saw the youtube video Charlie the Unicorn.)
Once there was a boy named Bob. One day he decided to go on an adventure. So, he packed a bag and walked for three days. Finally, he reached a forest. Bob's only problem was, he hadn't packed anything to eat. After walking in the forest for another two days, he stumbled upon a banana tree. Once he had eaten all the bananas off the tree, he started to walk again.
THE NEXT DAY:
While Bob was resting, he thought he heard a noise in the bushes. As he approached the bush, he thought he saw something shiny right on the other side. So he reached out and pulled a few of the branches back. What he saw was amazing.
Bob was staring at a pure white unicorn, drinking from a sparkling blue lake.
"Wow," Bob breathed. The unicorn suddenly looked up.
"Who are you? Why are you looking at me? Do you need something?" it asked.
"I'm Bob. The reason I'm looking at you is because I've never seen a unicorn before. Who are you?" Bob questioned.
"I'm Charlie, the most wonderful of all unicorns. I rule everything that I see. Now go away before I kick you," and with that said, Charlie returned to drinking from the lake. Bob wasn't going to leave though.
"I like pie," Bob said. Charlie looked back up.
"I hate pie. It's fattening and drops right to the thighs," Charlie answered.
"Would you like to go on an adventure with me?" Bob asked.
"Hmmmm, an adventure? Where are you going?" Charlie wondered.
"I don't know. I think I'll just keep adventuring until I find a place that I want to stay."
"Then I will be happy to acompany you."
(p.s. just so everyone knows, yes Charlie is a unicorn, and I thought of Charlie long before I saw the youtube video Charlie the Unicorn.)
Once there was a boy named Bob. One day he decided to go on an adventure. So, he packed a bag and walked for three days. Finally, he reached a forest. Bob's only problem was, he hadn't packed anything to eat. After walking in the forest for another two days, he stumbled upon a banana tree. Once he had eaten all the bananas off the tree, he started to walk again.
THE NEXT DAY:
While Bob was resting, he thought he heard a noise in the bushes. As he approached the bush, he thought he saw something shiny right on the other side. So he reached out and pulled a few of the branches back. What he saw was amazing.
Bob was staring at a pure white unicorn, drinking from a sparkling blue lake.
"Wow," Bob breathed. The unicorn suddenly looked up.
"Who are you? Why are you looking at me? Do you need something?" it asked.
"I'm Bob. The reason I'm looking at you is because I've never seen a unicorn before. Who are you?" Bob questioned.
"I'm Charlie, the most wonderful of all unicorns. I rule everything that I see. Now go away before I kick you," and with that said, Charlie returned to drinking from the lake. Bob wasn't going to leave though.
"I like pie," Bob said. Charlie looked back up.
"I hate pie. It's fattening and drops right to the thighs," Charlie answered.
"Would you like to go on an adventure with me?" Bob asked.
"Hmmmm, an adventure? Where are you going?" Charlie wondered.
"I don't know. I think I'll just keep adventuring until I find a place that I want to stay."
"Then I will be happy to acompany you."
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