Let me explain.....

Welcome to Bob and Charlie! Now, you must be thinking, "Bob and Charlie, who the freak are they?" Let me explain.
(p.s. just so everyone knows, yes Charlie is a unicorn, and I thought of Charlie long before I saw the youtube video Charlie the Unicorn.)

Once there was a boy named Bob. One day he decided to go on an adventure. So, he packed a bag and walked for three days. Finally, he reached a forest. Bob's only problem was, he hadn't packed anything to eat. After walking in the forest for another two days, he stumbled upon a banana tree. Once he had eaten all the bananas off the tree, he started to walk again.

THE NEXT DAY:
While Bob was resting, he thought he heard a noise in the bushes. As he approached the bush, he thought he saw something shiny right on the other side. So he reached out and pulled a few of the branches back. What he saw was amazing.
Bob was staring at a pure white unicorn, drinking from a sparkling blue lake.
"Wow," Bob breathed. The unicorn suddenly looked up.
"Who are you? Why are you looking at me? Do you need something?" it asked.
"I'm Bob. The reason I'm looking at you is because I've never seen a unicorn before. Who are you?" Bob questioned.
"I'm Charlie, the most wonderful of all unicorns. I rule everything that I see. Now go away before I kick you," and with that said, Charlie returned to drinking from the lake. Bob wasn't going to leave though.
"I like pie," Bob said. Charlie looked back up.
"I hate pie. It's fattening and drops right to the thighs," Charlie answered.
"Would you like to go on an adventure with me?" Bob asked.
"Hmmmm, an adventure? Where are you going?" Charlie wondered.
"I don't know. I think I'll just keep adventuring until I find a place that I want to stay."
"Then I will be happy to acompany you."